SPEAKER_1: From the American Museum of Natural History in New York City, and beaming out across all of space and time, this is StarTalk, where science and pop culture collide.
SPEAKER_1: This is StarTalk, and I'm your personal astrophysicist, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and we're here in a Cosmic Queries edition.
SPEAKER_1: And I have a new co-host, never co-hosted before, Ray Ellin, Ray.
SPEAKER_2: Hello, hello.
SPEAKER_1: Ray in the house.
SPEAKER_2: Great to see you, Neil.
SPEAKER_1: I know you, because you basically, you're a warm-up guy, a warm-up comedian from when we do live StarTalk.
SPEAKER_1: Four seasons.
SPEAKER_1: So now we put you in front of the camera, rather than behind the camera.
SPEAKER_2: Great, fantastic.
SPEAKER_2: I'm ready.
SPEAKER_2: I'm ready for it.
SPEAKER_1: Can you handle it?
SPEAKER_2: I think I can.
SPEAKER_2: Can you handle it?
SPEAKER_2: It is such a fun, StarTalk is such a fun show to work on.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, thank you.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, and that's not me.
SPEAKER_1: I'm thanking you for 50 of us.
SPEAKER_2: There's a trickle-down effect.
SPEAKER_2: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_2: It starts with you, and it runs through, ripples through the entire cast and crew.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, excellent.
SPEAKER_1: It's all labors of love for us.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_1: And I'm always delighted you make the crowd feel at home and comfortable.
SPEAKER_1: You only insult them intermittently.
SPEAKER_2: Very sporadically.
SPEAKER_2: When they have it, when they deserve it.
SPEAKER_1: When they deserve it.
SPEAKER_1: They deserved it when it happens.
SPEAKER_1: Excellent.
SPEAKER_1: And are you active on social media?
SPEAKER_2: I am.
SPEAKER_2: At Ray Comedy on Instagram.
SPEAKER_1: Ray Comedy?
SPEAKER_2: On Instagram, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: Instagram, okay.
SPEAKER_2: Ray Romano's very upset that I got Ray Comedy.
SPEAKER_2: How'd you get that?
SPEAKER_1: Well, how?
SPEAKER_2: I'm like, you're fine with that.
SPEAKER_2: And then I have Twitter is at Ray Ellin.
SPEAKER_1: Ray Ellin.
SPEAKER_2: E-L-L-I-N.
SPEAKER_2: R-A-Y-E-L-L-I-N.
SPEAKER_1: I-N, you got it.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, dude.
SPEAKER_1: So, this is Cosmic Queries.
SPEAKER_2: Love Cosmic Queries.
SPEAKER_1: And so, you got the questions.
SPEAKER_2: I got the questions.
SPEAKER_1: Cold from our social media.
SPEAKER_2: Yes.
SPEAKER_1: Footprint.
SPEAKER_2: Yes.
SPEAKER_1: And bring them on.
SPEAKER_1: I haven't seen the questions, but the topic solicited is the new space race.
SPEAKER_2: The new space race.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, not old boring space race where we only went to the moon.
SPEAKER_2: Exactly.
SPEAKER_1: The new space race where we're trying to get into freaking love before.
SPEAKER_2: The new and exciting updated space race.
SPEAKER_1: Updated space race.
SPEAKER_2: Although, this first question does pertain to the moon.
SPEAKER_2: From Ryan Espinoza on Facebook.
SPEAKER_1: All right.
SPEAKER_2: And Ryan wants to know, why do you think we haven't gone back to the moon in decades?
SPEAKER_2: And would there be any good sustainable reason other than preparing for Mars to have a permanent research station there, perhaps even to launch spacecraft?
SPEAKER_1: No.
SPEAKER_2: No reason.
SPEAKER_2: What about the launching spacecraft?
SPEAKER_1: No, no, there could be reasons, but the economics is hard to justify.
SPEAKER_1: So, you need a reason that overrode the economics, like war or if China says, we're going to put military bases on the moon, we're going back to the moon, right, because then we use that as an argument to justify it.
SPEAKER_1: That's why we went to the moon in the first place.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: Russia was getting our upper hand that is something nobody talks about.
SPEAKER_1: We're Americans, right?
SPEAKER_2: Americans.
SPEAKER_1: America, America, America, apostrophe M-U-R-R-I-C-A, America, we, our narrative of our history is that we are pioneers in space.
SPEAKER_1: Okay.
SPEAKER_1: But let's look at it.
SPEAKER_1: Russians came up with the rocket equation.
SPEAKER_1: This is the equation that tells you how much fuel you need to put a payload into orbit.
SPEAKER_1: Why does that matter?
SPEAKER_1: Because you need fuel to carry the fuel that hasn't burned yet to put the payload in orbit.
SPEAKER_1: So for every pound you want to put into orbit, you need much, much more fuel than you'd otherwise think you'd need.
SPEAKER_1: And that's why the Saturn V rocket is so tall and the astronauts and all their payload is just an upper little section.
SPEAKER_1: All the rest of that is just controlled bomb.
SPEAKER_1: So the rocket equation was Russian.
SPEAKER_1: Russians had the first they had the first satellite in orbit, Sputnik, Sputnik, Sputnik right here.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_1: I got this in Star City, Moscow.
SPEAKER_1: I mean, outside of it's a very distant suburb of Moscow where they it's like our Houston.
SPEAKER_1: Except it's really just for space.
SPEAKER_2: Are there are there any cowboys there?
SPEAKER_1: So this is the International Space Station.
SPEAKER_1: And then we go next one down.
SPEAKER_1: This is Skylab.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, cool.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: Which was the there's the Russian the Apollo Soyuz project.
SPEAKER_1: We use the Skylab as a space station.
SPEAKER_1: So that's smaller than the International Space Station.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: I have no idea what this is.
SPEAKER_1: It looks like a flying saucer.
SPEAKER_1: Could have been some prototype thing that the Russians did design here.
SPEAKER_1: This is some large satellite satellite, but we keep going.
SPEAKER_1: And there's Black Nick in the tiniest of the dolls.
SPEAKER_2: Look at that.
SPEAKER_2: That's a very, very clever doll.
SPEAKER_1: I don't know how this translates to radio, but I just disassembled one of these dolls.
SPEAKER_1: What do they call them?
SPEAKER_1: The Russian dolls?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: The Russian dolls, the nesting Russian dolls, but there's a Russian name for it.
SPEAKER_2: I was thinking of Faberge egg.
SPEAKER_2: It's not a Faberge egg.
SPEAKER_1: No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_2: Not even close.
SPEAKER_1: So the littlest one in there, normally they have like heads of state or the popes or prime ministers or czars.
SPEAKER_1: These are spaceships.
SPEAKER_2: If you crack that one open, it'll be a little bottle of vodka and if you crack that open, it'll be a little piece of potato.
SPEAKER_1: I'm not showing it.
SPEAKER_1: So Sputnik, they had the first non-human animal in space.
SPEAKER_1: Who's that?
SPEAKER_2: Chimp?
SPEAKER_1: No.
SPEAKER_2: Non-human animal?
SPEAKER_1: It was a dog.
SPEAKER_2: Was it really?
SPEAKER_2: Yes.
SPEAKER_2: What kind of a dog?
SPEAKER_1: Like a, it's a mutt.
SPEAKER_1: I don't know if it was a mutt, but I think it was kind of like a mutt.
SPEAKER_1: It was a stray dog from Moscow.
SPEAKER_2: How would you feel if you're a stray dog just running in the streets of Moscow, next thing you know, you're up in orbit?
SPEAKER_1: Well, if they had no plans to bring it back alive.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_1: So maybe you'd have second thoughts.
SPEAKER_1: However, I'm thinking to myself, if I were a dog, I could be a stray dog and die in the streets of Moscow in the winter, or be the most famous dog since Lassie and die in space.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, that's not a bad option.
SPEAKER_2: Or how about just being adopted by a family with a yard?
SPEAKER_1: A rescue dog.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, a rescue dog.
SPEAKER_1: So there's some bitterness about the fact that there's no plans to bring it back alive.
SPEAKER_2: And it was a Russian mutt.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, I think it's most of some kind of breed, but I don't remember it being a purebred.
SPEAKER_1: Anyway, they had...
SPEAKER_2: It's rough, rough.
SPEAKER_1: And the first human in space.
SPEAKER_1: And that was who?
SPEAKER_2: The first human ever in space?
SPEAKER_1: Yes, Eureka Garin.
SPEAKER_2: Yes, it was Eureka Garin.
SPEAKER_1: He said, yes, that was a good...
SPEAKER_1: You saved yourself on that one.
SPEAKER_1: If I answer quickly, it meant I knew it.
SPEAKER_2: That was very Stewie and Brian right there.
SPEAKER_1: That was very...
SPEAKER_1: And so, they also had the first...
SPEAKER_1: A lot of firsts.
SPEAKER_1: And then we landed on the moon first.
SPEAKER_1: Then we say, we win.
SPEAKER_2: And obviously, we walked on the moon first.
SPEAKER_1: You know what I'm just saying?
SPEAKER_1: We landed on the moon first.
SPEAKER_1: And we say, we win the race.
SPEAKER_1: When almost every other important achievement in space was achieved by the Russians.
SPEAKER_1: And the reality of that progression of achievements is what spooked us.
SPEAKER_1: Because they were accomplishing things faster and better than we were.
SPEAKER_1: And so then we leapfrogged it and then we went to the moon.
SPEAKER_1: So that's all I'm saying.
SPEAKER_2: So, but going back to what Ryan asked.
SPEAKER_1: I forgot.
SPEAKER_1: I forgot the question.
SPEAKER_2: But why isn't the moon useful to launch spacecraft?
SPEAKER_1: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_1: So here's the problem.
SPEAKER_1: If you're going to leave Earth to go to the moon to then go to Mars, just go straight to Mars.
SPEAKER_2: All right.
SPEAKER_1: You're going to need fuel to land on the moon because you have to slow down.
SPEAKER_1: Fuel is not just to go fast.
SPEAKER_1: Once you're going fast, how are you going to slow down?
SPEAKER_1: In our atmosphere, you can use aerobraking, which is why we have heat shields.
SPEAKER_1: So you need heat shields, otherwise you'll burn up.
SPEAKER_1: Glad you're going through the atmosphere.
SPEAKER_1: I don't need fuel to do it.
SPEAKER_1: Using the friction and shock waves between the craft and the air to slow it down so that I don't need to use retro rockets to slow it down.
SPEAKER_1: You're going to the moon, you need retro rockets to slow yourself down.
SPEAKER_1: So you have to carry fuel that you're not using yet.
SPEAKER_1: So no, the moon would not be a place to organize to then go to Mars.
SPEAKER_1: You want to organize?
SPEAKER_1: Organize in zero G, in a Lagrangian point.
SPEAKER_1: There are these points where gravity balances between the moon and the earth and the planets.
SPEAKER_1: Where you just put stuff there, it just stays.
SPEAKER_1: So you can make really big ships.
SPEAKER_1: And then you leave from zero gravity.
SPEAKER_1: And now you're not trying to climb out of what we call a gravitational well, which is all the exhaust that's coming out of our rockets needs to do.
SPEAKER_2: That's interesting.
SPEAKER_2: You think that'll ever become a reality?
SPEAKER_1: Possibly, but unless there's a war driver, there's gotta be an economic driver.
SPEAKER_1: Otherwise, I don't see it happening ever at all.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: And I wrote a whole book on this.
SPEAKER_1: It was called, what's it called?
SPEAKER_2: This one right here?
SPEAKER_2: No, it's not that book.
SPEAKER_2: The Unspoken Alliance?
SPEAKER_1: No, it's not that book.
SPEAKER_1: So I wrote a whole book on this that I wanted to call Failure to Launch, The Dreams and Delusions of Space Enthusiasts.
SPEAKER_1: The publishers said, no, we can't have the word failure in a title.
SPEAKER_1: That's just bad.
SPEAKER_1: But I loved the title.
SPEAKER_1: They said, by the way, isn't there a movie with that title?
SPEAKER_1: Yes, except I'm using the title literally, Failure to Launch.
SPEAKER_1: That one was figurative about failing to leave home and get married.
SPEAKER_2: So why don't you just call it Successes and Unsuccesses in the World of Launching.
SPEAKER_1: Unsuccesses.
SPEAKER_1: So that book's called Space Chronicles, so I settled on the title Space Chronicles, Facing the Ultimate Frontier.
SPEAKER_1: Half of that book is on why we didn't continue to go to Mars.
SPEAKER_2: My takeaway from this is that you've written so many books you can't remember the names of the books.
SPEAKER_2: That is remarkable.
SPEAKER_2: I've just written so, I'm such a prolific writer, I don't know.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, that's amazing.
SPEAKER_1: I didn't know it came out that way.
SPEAKER_2: No, it didn't.
SPEAKER_1: That was not the-
SPEAKER_2: That's awesome.
SPEAKER_1: That was not the thing.
SPEAKER_2: That's pretty impressive, actually.
SPEAKER_1: Can I give you my one impressive book story?
SPEAKER_1: My first time I ever met Carl Sagan, I was 17, I'm in his office, and I'm sitting across his desk, and he's like, I can give you a gift.
SPEAKER_1: He reaches behind, does not even look, grabs a book from the shelf, and it's his book, and he signs it to me.
SPEAKER_1: That is badass.
SPEAKER_1: You don't even, whatever you touch, it's gonna be one of your books.
SPEAKER_2: It's just a bookcase full of Sagan.
SPEAKER_1: And then it was like some years later, after my sixth book or something, I had them lined up behind me, and a kid comes in, and I just reach back, and I say, damn, I'm like, that's what I'm doing.
SPEAKER_2: Did you reach back and grab one of Sagan's books?
SPEAKER_2: No.
SPEAKER_2: How many books have you written?
SPEAKER_2: 20?
SPEAKER_1: 15.
SPEAKER_2: 15, that's incredible.
SPEAKER_1: About four or five of them are co-authored, because you can't know everything, for everything you write about.
SPEAKER_1: But some of them I'm more proud of than others, but it's an opus of my effort to communicate the universe to the public.
SPEAKER_2: That's amazing.
SPEAKER_2: My sister, Abby, just wrote her second book called Duped.
SPEAKER_2: And I see firsthand up close how difficult it is to write a book.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_2: You have done that many, that's incredible.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, yeah, no, it's a whole, it's a chapter of your life.
SPEAKER_1: It's a piece of you in the book.
SPEAKER_1: And when you're done, you just got to regrow the organs that you expend.
SPEAKER_1: Regrow your energy, refill your fuel tanks, regain energy, reestablish your existence as an entity, because you're putting so much of yourself in the book itself.
SPEAKER_2: Sure, this is why after every episode of StarTalk, when Chuck Nice and I say to Neil, hey, you want to go out and have a glass of wine?
SPEAKER_2: He's like, nah, I got to go home, I have things to do.
SPEAKER_2: Like, write another book.
SPEAKER_1: See you later, drunks.
SPEAKER_1: The amount of interstitial time most people spend doing nothing is extraordinary.
SPEAKER_1: I'm writing, that's exactly right.
SPEAKER_2: Great use of time.
SPEAKER_2: You know who else spends some time writing?
SPEAKER_2: Matt Harefield.
SPEAKER_1: All right, so what do you have, next question.
SPEAKER_2: Matt wants to know, Matt Harefield on Facebook, why are we framing this as a race?
SPEAKER_2: Is there an end goal that one country could achieve first?
SPEAKER_1: Oh, real, this is a thoughtful question.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, man.
SPEAKER_2: Took him 30 seconds to write.
SPEAKER_1: It's, you know, race implies there's a big start point and an end point.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: And the race to the moon that we won, but we didn't win the race to space itself.
SPEAKER_1: Russia won that race.
SPEAKER_1: So many people say Mars is the next obvious choice.
SPEAKER_1: You're not gonna go to Venus.
SPEAKER_1: It's hotter than a pizza oven on Venus.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: By the way.
SPEAKER_1: So Mars would be the next obvious target, but I have a contrarian view here.
SPEAKER_1: I don't want to call it contrarian.
SPEAKER_1: I have a unorthodox view here.
SPEAKER_1: I want to build the capacity to explore without reference to where you're going.
SPEAKER_1: So you have a warehouse of rockets and you, so what do you want to do in space, Ray?
SPEAKER_2: I'm going to play baseball.
SPEAKER_1: You want to play baseball.
SPEAKER_1: So play baseball on the moon.
SPEAKER_2: Love to.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, so, and you should know that the restaurants on the moon, they have no atmosphere.
SPEAKER_2: That's right.
SPEAKER_1: You saw that coming.
SPEAKER_2: I did.
SPEAKER_2: But tell me, please tell me about the Italian suppositories on the moon.
SPEAKER_1: So you want to play baseball.
SPEAKER_1: So you might want to do that on the moon.
SPEAKER_1: So you go, what rockets do you need?
SPEAKER_1: How many people are you going to take with you?
SPEAKER_1: That's this vessel with this many rockets.
SPEAKER_1: And you need to last this long.
SPEAKER_1: So you need this food supply and oxygen, this sort of thing.
SPEAKER_1: And then that's your, then you go to the moon and have fun.
SPEAKER_1: There's scientists that might want to study the possibility of life on Mars in a pre, in some other Genesis on Mars.
SPEAKER_1: So they'll bring equipment with them and they want to go.
SPEAKER_1: Maybe they want robots.
SPEAKER_1: Maybe they'll stay in orbit and control robots down on the surface.
SPEAKER_1: So what I want is everybody's creativity to be empowered by our capacity to explore space.
SPEAKER_1: And that way, no one is saying where the destination is.
SPEAKER_1: So in that sense, it's actually not a race.
SPEAKER_1: It's let's all go play in our backyard.
SPEAKER_1: And that backyard is the solar system.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_2: And well put.
SPEAKER_2: It's amazing to me.
SPEAKER_2: I always thought it was just so interesting how everything has to be turned into sort of a, framed as a competition.
SPEAKER_1: Well, it's, we're human and particularly, you know, there are people who rise to higher heights when they compete.
SPEAKER_1: When I first started watching the Olympics, I thought to myself, why is it that you can set a world record in the Olympics?
SPEAKER_1: Why didn't you set the world record a week ago?
SPEAKER_1: It's you, you're the same person.
SPEAKER_1: How different are you this week than last week?
SPEAKER_2: Exactly, yes.
SPEAKER_1: Or than a month ago?
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: Why did you set a world record?
SPEAKER_1: Because the competition, the moment, the urge, the pageantry all comes together and creates a will, a force, almost another force of nature operating on your ambitions.
SPEAKER_2: But it also creates a sense of pressure that maybe someone could run the fastest time ever if he didn't feel this pressure.
SPEAKER_2: For example, there's some people who can only sing in the shower.
SPEAKER_2: They can't sing on stage, they're great in the shower.
SPEAKER_2: What if some of them-
SPEAKER_1: Well, I can sing, I sing really good in the shower and I could sing on stage, but no one would want me to.
SPEAKER_2: You want to do the remake of Jesus Christ Superstar?
SPEAKER_1: My favorite musical of all time.
SPEAKER_1: And I saw it in 1971.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, with an original cast, including Ben Verene as Judas.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, you saw it when you were two years old.
SPEAKER_1: Yes.
SPEAKER_2: Good stuff.
SPEAKER_1: But why did you, oh, yeah, so I don't have a voice that's good, I don't have a good singing voice other than I just sing in the shower.
SPEAKER_2: Right, but there's some people who sound incredible in the shower and wouldn't be good in front of a live audience.
SPEAKER_2: So I'm sure there's people that participate in the Olympics who maybe aren't, maybe they could have broken the world record just sort of on their own time.
SPEAKER_2: Like on a random Sunday, they get up, they feel kind of relaxed.
SPEAKER_1: So we need an Olympics with no cameras and no audience.
SPEAKER_2: No cameras, no audience, no fans there.
SPEAKER_2: Sure, exactly, it's called the Home Olympics.
SPEAKER_1: The Home Olympics.
SPEAKER_1: We'll see how that one plays.
SPEAKER_2: We'll see how that goes.
SPEAKER_1: So yeah, competition drives it.
SPEAKER_1: So does the urge to gain wealth and power.
SPEAKER_1: So that's driven all the greatest projects that humans have ever done in the history of civilization.
SPEAKER_1: Greatest in terms of what fraction of a society's intellectual, physical and financial capital was invested in it.
SPEAKER_1: So when that's high, generally it's praise of royalty, gods and royalty, it's economics or it's war.
SPEAKER_1: And today you don't have praise of royalty triggering expensive projects the way we once did in civilization.
SPEAKER_1: So that basically leaves war and money.
SPEAKER_2: War and money.
SPEAKER_1: I wish that were not true.
SPEAKER_1: I'm just simply reporting what has driven and motivated people in the past.
SPEAKER_1: And so, yes, competition to be the first to get the economic return or to get the high ground if there's a military motive to it.
SPEAKER_2: The Cheney effect.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, definitely.
SPEAKER_2: All right, next question.
SPEAKER_2: All right, next up.
SPEAKER_2: All right, next question is from Pedro Semedio on Facebook.
SPEAKER_2: Pedro asks, are there any international ethics or rules for space exploration?
SPEAKER_2: Let's suppose, for example, that Chang'e 4 had a problem when landing.
SPEAKER_1: This is the Chinese mission that landed on the back side of the moon.
SPEAKER_2: Yes.
SPEAKER_2: Yes, okay.
SPEAKER_2: The back side or dark side?
SPEAKER_2: The same thing.
SPEAKER_2: No, no.
SPEAKER_2: Two different things.
SPEAKER_1: In spite of the 1973 album by Pink Floyd.
SPEAKER_2: Yes.
SPEAKER_1: The dark side of the moon.
SPEAKER_1: There was no dark side of the moon.
SPEAKER_1: All sides of the moon receive light.
SPEAKER_2: Ah, oh.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, day and the moon last a month.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, no kidding.
SPEAKER_1: So there's a far side of the moon.
SPEAKER_1: That's why I said the back side.
SPEAKER_2: I got you.
SPEAKER_2: Not the underside.
SPEAKER_1: But it's not a place where the sun don't shine.
SPEAKER_2: Okay, so in Chang'e 4, if it had a problem when landing and the potato seeds and silkworms were spread over lunar soil, were they to be punished somehow for contaminating lunar soil with terrestrial life?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, so.
SPEAKER_2: Two different things.
SPEAKER_1: So there are three things here.
SPEAKER_1: In 1967, there's something called the International Space Treaty.
SPEAKER_1: It has a much longer title, but you want to shorten it, International Space Treaty, signed by more than 100 countries.
SPEAKER_1: And it's a code of conduct for space.
SPEAKER_1: Very kumbaya.
SPEAKER_1: They saw that the Cold War was getting hotter and space was becoming a contested regime of international politics.
SPEAKER_1: And the UN said, we got to do something about this.
SPEAKER_1: So in it, it says, if you're in trouble, even if we're enemies on the ground, I got to help you.
SPEAKER_1: I will bring you food or help you.
SPEAKER_1: It's this kind of, it's very forward looking and unifying.
SPEAKER_1: It's beautiful.
SPEAKER_1: My cynical skepticism is, if you can actually pull that off in space, why didn't you pull that off down here on Earth?
SPEAKER_1: Why is space different?
SPEAKER_1: You're humans and we're human, right?
SPEAKER_1: We kill each other from limited resources.
SPEAKER_1: We kill each other because your skin color is different, because you worship a different god, because you live on a different side of the line in the sand.
SPEAKER_1: Why do we think, and if you can accomplish it up there, let's do that here.
SPEAKER_1: Let that be evidence that you could do it in space.
SPEAKER_1: That's my cynical side of it.
SPEAKER_1: But, so we have that.
SPEAKER_2: But you're right, I mean, you are right.
SPEAKER_1: I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_2: We don't allow greed on rocketships.
SPEAKER_2: No, I know.
SPEAKER_1: It's, in addition, NASA has a branch of itself called Planetary Protection Office.
SPEAKER_1: And this protects contamination in destination places of Earth life.
SPEAKER_1: And it protects Earth life from what could be a contaminant brought back from space.
SPEAKER_1: And there are regulations about that and what level contamination and sterilization is allowed for different kinds of objects.
SPEAKER_1: So Europa, that one has the highest chance of their having life.
SPEAKER_1: So you want the most sterile objects going there to minimize the risk of contamination.
SPEAKER_1: The moon itself is kind of sterile.
SPEAKER_1: We're not worried about contaminating life that's there because it's got no atmosphere, the ultraviolet light, which is hostile to life.
SPEAKER_1: The molecules of light just breaks apart the molecules.
SPEAKER_1: So there's asteroids hitting all the time.
SPEAKER_1: So we're not worried that if you go to the moon and sneeze, you're going to contaminate a future experiment that we're conducting.
SPEAKER_1: So there's a lot written on it, but no, nobody gets punished.
SPEAKER_1: You look bad on the international stage, but there's no punishment.
SPEAKER_1: There's no go back three spaces.
SPEAKER_2: So you're saying so China will not be penalized for bringing 50 children on that mission so they could make sneakers on the moon?
SPEAKER_2: Too soon?
SPEAKER_1: How did seeds breaking open to the faint of free?
SPEAKER_1: That'd be very costly.
SPEAKER_2: Very costly.
SPEAKER_1: And child labor historically had been through-
SPEAKER_2: There's no child labor laws on the moon.
SPEAKER_1: On the moon.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, so that's another question.
SPEAKER_1: What is a crime in a place that's not within a municipality?
SPEAKER_2: Correct.
SPEAKER_2: Right, right.
SPEAKER_1: And don't get me started, like if an alien more intelligence in you lands and you kill it, is that murder?
SPEAKER_1: Right, there's the whole thing.
SPEAKER_1: There's a whole legal frontier here.
SPEAKER_2: Well, you could argue, I mean, he reached for his...
SPEAKER_1: He?
SPEAKER_1: It's a male.
SPEAKER_1: It's a male, yeah.
SPEAKER_2: I don't know why I made it a male, you're right.
SPEAKER_1: You totally made it a male.
SPEAKER_2: That's terrible.
SPEAKER_2: The alien reached for its...
SPEAKER_1: Reached for something.
SPEAKER_2: Phaser.
SPEAKER_2: I like that, I have the alien from 1960s television.
SPEAKER_1: That's a 1964 alien, yeah, so there's a whole frontier there, and it's a great question.
SPEAKER_1: But no, there's no penalties other than maybe we won't invite you on our next mission.
SPEAKER_1: That's probably penalty enough.
SPEAKER_2: That's a big penalty.
SPEAKER_1: We got to take a break.
SPEAKER_1: StarTalk, Cosmic Queries, the next Space Race edition, we return.
SPEAKER_2: This is Star Talk.
SPEAKER_1: Cosmic Queries, this is the next Space Race edition, and I have a newbie as my co-host, Ray Ellin.
SPEAKER_1: He's just a newbie as my co-host, but he's been in the comedy scene forever.
SPEAKER_1: And in fact, you have your own comedy, like Ray's Comedy Club.
SPEAKER_2: I have it on the island of Aruba.
SPEAKER_1: That's crazy, dude.
SPEAKER_1: When are you flying us all down?
SPEAKER_1: The whole StarTalk crew.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, that'd be fun.
SPEAKER_2: I'm heading down tomorrow, and I expect everybody to be joining me March 1st.
SPEAKER_1: In Aruba.
SPEAKER_2: In Aruba.
SPEAKER_1: Very cool.
SPEAKER_1: Maybe we'll go on a cruise, and that's a port of call.
SPEAKER_2: You can start.
SPEAKER_1: Sure, that'd be great.
SPEAKER_2: I'd love it.
SPEAKER_2: I'm bringing you up on stage if you come down.
SPEAKER_1: So bring me some questions here.
SPEAKER_2: Okay.
SPEAKER_2: This is...
SPEAKER_1: Cosmic Queries.
SPEAKER_2: Cosmic Queries is from Woody from Adelaide, Australia.
SPEAKER_2: What is the goal line for scoring in the new space race?
SPEAKER_2: Last time it was boots on the moon, a badass station on Mars would be cool.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_2: So...
SPEAKER_1: That's a great question.
SPEAKER_1: I can't speak for everyone, but I can definitely list certain things that have not been accomplished yet.
SPEAKER_1: So, if you go to the moon and set up a colony, whether it's a permanent colony or a colony or a place that you visit seasonally, you want to be able to use local resources to make stuff.
SPEAKER_1: And in NASA abbreviation lingo, it's ISRU, in situ resource utilization.
SPEAKER_1: So, it's better discussed with regard to Mars.
SPEAKER_1: You go to Mars, are you bringing all the water with you that you'll ever need?
SPEAKER_1: No, that's kind of stupid.
SPEAKER_1: If you're driving to Los Angeles, you don't bring all the water you need.
SPEAKER_1: You're going to stop places and pick up some water.
SPEAKER_1: And you'll refuel your tank.
SPEAKER_1: You're not going to go with one fuel tank.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, it's got to be bigger because you got to make it to Los Angeles.
SPEAKER_1: No, they're filling stations along the way.
SPEAKER_1: So, one goal is that space becomes, space itself becomes a self-supporting commodity, if you will.
SPEAKER_1: So, you don't need a huge rocket.
SPEAKER_1: You need a half-sized rocket and refuel halfway there.
SPEAKER_1: You don't need all the water you're ever going to drink.
SPEAKER_1: Get to Mars, sift the water out from beneath the soil, beneath the surface and melt that and now you have water.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, by the way, water also serves as rocket fuel.
SPEAKER_1: Build a factory, separate the two molecules, the two atoms, what are they in water?
SPEAKER_1: What's the molecular form of water?
SPEAKER_2: Hydrogen and oxygen.
SPEAKER_1: Thank you.
SPEAKER_1: H2O?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah.
SPEAKER_2: For some reason, when you ask me a question, I think you're trying to trick me.
SPEAKER_1: No, I'm not a trick question guy, no.
SPEAKER_2: I'm not a trickster.
SPEAKER_1: No, I ask very simple questions.
SPEAKER_2: Well, thank goodness for that.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, so H2O, if you separate those two atoms and put them in separate liquefied tanks, so liquefied hydrogen, liquefied very cold, you cool it down, it liquefies.
SPEAKER_1: And then have a nozzle that connects them.
SPEAKER_1: It's a highly exothermic reaction.
SPEAKER_1: Exothermic means the reaction absorbs energy around it.
SPEAKER_1: Exothermic means it releases energy.
SPEAKER_1: You bring hydrogen oxygen together, it's rocket fuel.
SPEAKER_1: So you can have water there that you can drink, water that can serve as a rocket fuel.
SPEAKER_1: And so then you don't have to bring it.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, well, how about food?
SPEAKER_1: Well, Mark Watney solved that one.
SPEAKER_2: Yes, he did, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: He grew potatoes.
SPEAKER_1: So you got to grow something first, figure that out.
SPEAKER_1: Are there going to be greenhouses, this sort of thing?
SPEAKER_1: So one of the goal lines or high bars for us is in situ resource utilization.
SPEAKER_1: And now that we have 3D printers, if something breaks, I need a nut, a bolt, a fan blade, print it.
SPEAKER_1: Send in the cab, load up the cab from Earth, the computer assisted design, load it from Earth, because I'm not going to design it on Mars.
SPEAKER_1: I don't have that talent.
SPEAKER_1: Get somebody to design it.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, here's that new part you need.
SPEAKER_2: Just bring the designer with you.
SPEAKER_1: No, not at the, they wouldn't have to.
SPEAKER_2: You would, if you just bring the machine.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, there's a time delay of like 20 minutes, but that's fine.
SPEAKER_2: What about long distance energy transfer?
SPEAKER_2: Is that something that we're sort of...
SPEAKER_1: You mean, oh well, so, no, our rockets, we're still using chemical fuels in our rockets.
SPEAKER_1: Well, you know what we need?
SPEAKER_1: Warp drives.
SPEAKER_2: Okay.
SPEAKER_1: Warp drives.
SPEAKER_2: We need phasers and warp drives.
SPEAKER_1: Phasers and warp drives.
SPEAKER_1: And we don't have flying cars yet, but we need the warp drives, like real soon.
SPEAKER_1: Then you could cross the galaxy during the TV commercial.
SPEAKER_1: Otherwise, you're dead.
SPEAKER_1: The time it takes to travel star to star is incommensurate with the life expectancy of human physiology.
SPEAKER_2: Is that right?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: So, going the fastest we've ever gone sent anything.
SPEAKER_1: If I aim for Alpha Centauri, the nearest star to the sun, ask me how long it takes.
SPEAKER_2: How long does it take?
SPEAKER_1: I mean, depending, if there's a tailwind.
SPEAKER_1: With a tailwind, 50,000 years.
SPEAKER_2: I see, I find that, I find that.
SPEAKER_1: It's sad, it's sad.
SPEAKER_2: I was gonna say, I find that depressing.
SPEAKER_1: It's sad, so.
SPEAKER_2: It's very depressing.
SPEAKER_1: So, you're not going to Alpha Centauri.
SPEAKER_2: I'm not going to Queens.
SPEAKER_2: What are you talking about here?
SPEAKER_2: I'm going to Alpha Centauri.
SPEAKER_1: And then he said, well, do you want a generation ship?
SPEAKER_1: Are you gonna commit future generations to live out their entire lives just to make more babies on a ship so that some generation, a thousand generations down lands, you know, enters the space of the sector where you have the nearest star?
SPEAKER_1: This is not sensible.
SPEAKER_2: Right, it's really not right.
SPEAKER_1: So, we need warp drive.
SPEAKER_2: We need warp drives, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, I'll work on it.
SPEAKER_2: I got people, I got men.
SPEAKER_2: Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_1: Time for one more question before the break.
SPEAKER_2: Okay, one more question before the break.
SPEAKER_2: Okay, how about this, this is nice.
SPEAKER_2: This is from Uma Claire on Instagram.
SPEAKER_2: She said, hi, my name is Uma Claire.
SPEAKER_2: My family and I always listen to you on our way to school.
SPEAKER_2: I certainly can't wait to hear this episode.
SPEAKER_2: Of all the countries likely to be involved in the new space race, which is the closest to bringing people to Mars, calculations and testing-wise?
SPEAKER_2: Ooh.
SPEAKER_2: Good question, Uma.
SPEAKER_1: Ooh, nobody is close to doing that now, but when China says they want to do something in space or technologically, they just do it because they have that power over their resources in ways that democracies don't.
SPEAKER_1: We have to kind of all agree, the population has to agree, not so in China.
SPEAKER_1: China just decides as a country, this is our next mission.
SPEAKER_2: We're doing it, we're doing it.
SPEAKER_1: We're doing it, we're doing it, right.
SPEAKER_1: So all they have to do is say, we're going to put a ticonaut on Mars or orbit Mars, and then they'll just do it in the timeframe established for it.
SPEAKER_1: So I have no doubt that that resolve is real, even though it's not a stated goal at this moment.
SPEAKER_1: Of course, Elon Musk, it's a stated goal.
SPEAKER_1: He wants to put people on Mars, but there's no business case for that.
SPEAKER_1: He could do it as a one-off.
SPEAKER_1: He can get together with Jeff Bezos and get the multi-billionaires, say, let's just put somebody on Mars.
SPEAKER_1: But if you're an investor in that company, and you say, well, like I say, it's a short meeting.
SPEAKER_1: So what are you going to do, Elon?
SPEAKER_1: I'm going to put humans on Mars.
SPEAKER_1: How much does it cost?
SPEAKER_1: Trillion dollars, I don't know.
SPEAKER_1: Probably more.
SPEAKER_1: Is it dangerous?
SPEAKER_1: Yes.
SPEAKER_1: Will people die?
SPEAKER_1: Probably.
SPEAKER_1: What's my return on investment?
SPEAKER_1: Nothing.
SPEAKER_1: That's a five-minute meeting.
SPEAKER_1: I say this all the time.
SPEAKER_1: That's a five-minute meeting.
SPEAKER_1: So unless we discover oil on Mars, diamonds, but China can do it for no other reason but that they want to do it.
SPEAKER_1: Because then if you're not a completely free society, then you just decide to do it.
SPEAKER_1: Like the pharaoh said, make me the biggest tombstone ever.
SPEAKER_1: And so they make pyramids and they just do it.
SPEAKER_1: Because it's commanded.
SPEAKER_2: We should spread a rumor that there is oil on Mars.
SPEAKER_1: No, no, spread a rumor that China wants to build military bases on Mars.
SPEAKER_1: Ooh, they just have to leak a fake memo and have the CIA discover it.
SPEAKER_1: Fake it, just do it, and then we'll go on to Mars.
SPEAKER_2: That's a great premise for a movie.
SPEAKER_1: For a movie, oh yeah.
SPEAKER_2: Love it.
SPEAKER_2: That's the next Will Smith movie.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, so I think, here's a scenario that I can imagine.
SPEAKER_1: China builds up their interest in Mars and they want to send people, even if they want to do it peacefully.
SPEAKER_1: Forget war, we want to do it peacefully, but we still will get a little bit spooked by that.
SPEAKER_1: We'll react.
SPEAKER_1: We'll say, we're going to Mars.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, NASA doesn't have a spaceship to do so.
SPEAKER_1: We have one that kind of works, but does anyone else have a spaceship?
SPEAKER_1: And Elon raises his hand.
SPEAKER_1: I got one right here in the warehouse.
SPEAKER_1: So, then...
SPEAKER_2: Right here next to the pool and the tennis court.
SPEAKER_1: So, we end up using an Elon spaceship that he diligently built, research designed and built, and that's good, but that's not Elon landing on Mars.
SPEAKER_1: That's the American taxpayer landing on Mars.
SPEAKER_1: That's the difference.
SPEAKER_2: Selling so long and privatized.
SPEAKER_1: It's not a business model.
SPEAKER_1: We're doing it.
SPEAKER_1: There it is.
SPEAKER_2: Thanks, Uma.
SPEAKER_1: All right, we got to take a break.
SPEAKER_1: When we come back more of the next Space Race on StarTalk Cosmic Queries edition.
SPEAKER_2: Bringing space and science down to earth.
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SPEAKER_1: We're back on StarTalk, Cosmic Queries edition.
SPEAKER_1: The next space race is the subject.
SPEAKER_1: And I got Ray Ellin with me.
SPEAKER_2: Hello, Neil.
SPEAKER_1: All right, Ray, you have a TV show now on Comedy Central?
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: That is very cool.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, I mean, it's very cool.
SPEAKER_1: Because you're all like calm and cool here in my office, but you're a badass outside of the...
SPEAKER_2: I'm a very humble dude.
SPEAKER_2: Really, I was called this week at the Comedy Cellar.
SPEAKER_2: It's on Comedy Central Friday nights.
SPEAKER_2: We just wrapped season one.
SPEAKER_1: Nice.
SPEAKER_2: Season two should be starting up probably this week.
SPEAKER_1: So it's like John Oliver this week tonight.
SPEAKER_2: Yes.
SPEAKER_1: A review of the...
SPEAKER_2: It's a weekly topical stand-up show.
SPEAKER_2: We have about 20 different comics.
SPEAKER_2: Come on, every episode.
SPEAKER_1: Every episode.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, every episode.
SPEAKER_2: We have a great number of meetings.
SPEAKER_2: Nice.
SPEAKER_2: It's fantastic.
SPEAKER_1: Nice.
SPEAKER_1: So how does a listener find you?
SPEAKER_2: Go to comedycentral.com and you can watch every episode that's been archived.
SPEAKER_1: Nice, nice.
SPEAKER_1: All right, good.
SPEAKER_1: So I thought we were your only gig.
SPEAKER_1: And now I'm happy and sad.
SPEAKER_2: But you know what, Neil?
SPEAKER_2: You are my favorite gig.
SPEAKER_1: That makes up for it.
SPEAKER_2: Comedy Central's not blasting me into space.
SPEAKER_2: I don't know if you will, but.
SPEAKER_1: What questions you got?
SPEAKER_2: All right, here we go.
SPEAKER_2: This is from Alma Tastar from Instagram.
SPEAKER_2: When will the Space Force start cleaning up space?
SPEAKER_2: Or is there another program that's already working on space cleaning?
SPEAKER_2: Sayuros de Puerto Rico, greetings from Puerto Rico.
SPEAKER_1: Space Force.
SPEAKER_1: So a lot of talk about Space Force, because Trump said he wants a Space Force.
SPEAKER_2: He sure, that's what he wants.
SPEAKER_1: But let me just say unequivocally that just because Trump mentioned it does not mean it's a crazy idea.
SPEAKER_1: Just for the Trump naysayers out there.
SPEAKER_2: Sure.
SPEAKER_1: Just want to, just.
SPEAKER_2: Right, the moment they hear that word Trump, they immediately just.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, they can't listen to anything else that comes out of their mouth.
SPEAKER_1: Space Force is.
SPEAKER_2: You think it's practical?
SPEAKER_2: Reasonable?
SPEAKER_1: I don't care really, but I can tell you the benefits of it.
SPEAKER_1: It will focus attention that is already allocated to space within the Air Force.
SPEAKER_1: The Air Force has the United States Space Command.
SPEAKER_1: The Air Force has been thinking about space ever since we've had access to space.
SPEAKER_1: You know who else is thinking about space?
SPEAKER_1: The CIA and reconnaissance agents, other reconnaissance agencies.
SPEAKER_1: Because space is the high ground.
SPEAKER_1: So when you think of space force and you want to think of space war, the urge is Star Wars with lasers and weapons and phasers.
SPEAKER_2: So phasers.
SPEAKER_1: You need the photon torpedoes.
SPEAKER_1: But it turns out it's very impractical to attack Earth targets from space.
SPEAKER_1: Because you're moving 18,000 miles an hour in orbit.
SPEAKER_1: And that's just really fast.
SPEAKER_1: To then aim and do something on Earth.
SPEAKER_1: It's just when we can send an intercontinental ballistic missile and hit a target any place on Earth within 45 minutes to say, oh, we got to wait until the satellite is in position.
SPEAKER_1: So no, no, you just threw it.
SPEAKER_1: So we already know how to kill each other from surface-based weaponry.
SPEAKER_1: We already know that.
SPEAKER_1: So space is not improving that.
SPEAKER_1: So space is a place for reconnaissance.
SPEAKER_1: And by the way, the Air Force, no one questions why do we have an Air Force.
SPEAKER_1: There used to be a branch of the Army.
SPEAKER_1: It was the Army Air Force throughout the whole Second World War.
SPEAKER_2: But the notion of space force to be sort of...
SPEAKER_1: But let me...
SPEAKER_2: I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, I got you.
SPEAKER_1: The engineer that fixes the tank, is that the same engineer that fixes the airfoil on an airplane?
SPEAKER_2: No.
SPEAKER_1: The grunt on the ground who's carrying the weapon, is that the same soldier training as the pilot of the jet fighter?
SPEAKER_2: No.
SPEAKER_1: So, you branch off air force from the army.
SPEAKER_1: And no one is really questioning that.
SPEAKER_1: The value of that.
SPEAKER_1: So, to branch off space force from the air force, why are you going to have an issue with that?
SPEAKER_1: And by the way, if you're going to do that, let's add priorities to whatever it is they were doing before.
SPEAKER_1: And one of them would be let's clean up space.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: Space debris.
SPEAKER_2: Space litter.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, it's litter.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, I think that's why we haven't been visited by aliens.
SPEAKER_2: Too many balloons?
SPEAKER_1: No, no.
SPEAKER_1: They just looked at it and said, you guys are nasty.
SPEAKER_1: You're just slobs.
SPEAKER_2: You're dirty, filthy people.
SPEAKER_1: You're dirty, filthy.
SPEAKER_1: So, NASA tracks space debris so that when they launch the next thing, they don't slam into it, all right?
SPEAKER_1: The space station has limited maneuverability power in case something is headed its way.
SPEAKER_1: So yeah, another one, what I want them to do is deflect the asteroids.
SPEAKER_2: Yes.
SPEAKER_1: I don't want to be like the dinosaurs going extinct because we have a space program and dinosaurs didn't.
SPEAKER_1: If they had a space program, no, they didn't.
SPEAKER_1: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that before the show.
SPEAKER_2: I thought that all the pterodactyls had a...
SPEAKER_1: Oh, they would lead the...
SPEAKER_1: They're flying.
SPEAKER_2: They're leading the Space Force.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_2: They're the front men and women.
SPEAKER_1: Plus the badass one was Rodan.
SPEAKER_2: Rodan was, yeah.
SPEAKER_1: The supersonic pterodactyl.
SPEAKER_2: Sure, supersonic.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, definitely.
SPEAKER_1: So what am I saying?
SPEAKER_1: So yeah, I think you'd want to add to their portfolio.
SPEAKER_2: But, wouldn't Space Force sort of be...
SPEAKER_2: Because it's all of space, outer space, wouldn't that need to be an international organization?
SPEAKER_1: That's a really good...
SPEAKER_1: That's good.
SPEAKER_1: That's like saying the air molecules above this country belong to the United States.
SPEAKER_2: Correct.
SPEAKER_1: That's kind of...
SPEAKER_2: No.
SPEAKER_2: It's insane.
SPEAKER_1: It's insane.
SPEAKER_1: Right, it's insane.
SPEAKER_1: You can say, I don't want you over this country, but to declare ownership of air, when air travels around the world.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, it's that kind of thing.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: I own space.
SPEAKER_1: No, you don't.
SPEAKER_1: You can't own space.
SPEAKER_2: I like to dispute air rights on top of my apartment building.
SPEAKER_2: Never mind.
SPEAKER_2: Out in the atmosphere.
SPEAKER_1: So, yeah, ownership is a thing.
SPEAKER_1: So I think what the...
SPEAKER_1: Any discussion about ownership is about who owns the moon, who owns an asteroid.
SPEAKER_1: You go to an asteroid to mine its natural resources.
SPEAKER_1: Do you own it?
SPEAKER_1: Or does...
SPEAKER_1: Who owns it?
SPEAKER_2: Founders Keepers, man.
SPEAKER_2: It's a great point.
SPEAKER_2: I mean, that's like saying, do we own the moon?
SPEAKER_2: We put a flag on the moon.
SPEAKER_2: The moon is us.
SPEAKER_2: It's US light.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: We didn't put the UN flag on the moon.
SPEAKER_1: We put the American flag.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, we put the US flag.
SPEAKER_2: So it's US light.
SPEAKER_2: It's the United States.
SPEAKER_2: It's our...
SPEAKER_2: You know what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_2: It's our island, so to speak.
SPEAKER_2: By the way, you cannot see that the flag that we...
SPEAKER_2: You cannot see that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin planted on the moon.
SPEAKER_2: You cannot see that with any...
SPEAKER_2: The Hubble telescope wouldn't capture that.
SPEAKER_1: It's too small to resolve with ground-based telescopes or the size of telescopes that are in orbit.
SPEAKER_1: But you can see the flag from satellites that orbit the moon.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_1: You can see the rover tracks.
SPEAKER_1: It's kind of cool.
SPEAKER_2: Oh, that's cool.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah.
SPEAKER_2: That's awesome.
SPEAKER_1: You know what they got wrong in...
SPEAKER_1: What movie was that?
SPEAKER_1: Was it...
SPEAKER_2: Interstellar?
SPEAKER_1: No.
SPEAKER_1: Transformers.
SPEAKER_1: I think it was one of the Transformers movies.
SPEAKER_1: They show one of their craft passing by the moon and you see the landing spot for the Apollo astronauts, but it still has the lemn on it.
SPEAKER_1: Oh, is that right?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, because that departed from it, it just had the spidery legs at the bottom.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, so they left the whole thing because you wouldn't recognize it as anything if it's just a platform.
SPEAKER_2: Did you ever tweet that at some point?
SPEAKER_1: No, it was a little obscure.
SPEAKER_2: Well, you have too many Game of Thrones tweets to get to, so you know.
SPEAKER_1: But anyhow, yeah, it just looks so naked to just have the base and these four legs.
SPEAKER_1: So they left the whole module there that the astronauts occupied just so it looks like a landing spot.
SPEAKER_2: Is it understood that if China were to land right where we had landed, the US had landed, that they're not supposed to tamper with any of the flag?
SPEAKER_1: When has the history of human conduct fulfilled anything that was supposed to be anything?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, if they went up and broke the flag.
SPEAKER_2: Technical foul.
SPEAKER_1: 15-yard penalty.
SPEAKER_1: So, yeah, I mean, that would be, I don't want to say that was an act of war.
SPEAKER_1: I would say it would be a profound act of disrespect and there would probably be repercussions on Earth.
SPEAKER_2: So certainly with this administration, there would be severe repercussions.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, disrespect.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: Especially since…
SPEAKER_2: It would be a moon tariff.
SPEAKER_1: Especially since, even though we planted an American flag, Neil Armstrong laid a plaque that said, we come in peace for all mankind.
SPEAKER_1: Didn't say we come for America, for Americans.
SPEAKER_1: And I don't know any act of exploration where upon planting a flag, the next words uttered were we come in peace for everyone, all of humanity.
SPEAKER_1: The history of that exercise, especially Europeans leaving Europe, is I put a flag here now, we own it.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: And we have warships to back up that statement.
SPEAKER_2: Right.
SPEAKER_1: No matter who you find living there.
SPEAKER_1: So, it was a fundamentally different act.
SPEAKER_1: And so, we'll see what the future of this is.
SPEAKER_1: I don't know.
SPEAKER_1: A couple more.
SPEAKER_1: Give me a couple more.
SPEAKER_2: All right.
SPEAKER_2: Alexis Wojul, Instagram.
SPEAKER_2: Alexis from Hong Kong here.
SPEAKER_2: When do you think we'll start sending world leaders into space?
SPEAKER_2: And if we could do that now, who would you send?
SPEAKER_1: Oh, didn't I?
SPEAKER_1: Did I do this on another episode?
SPEAKER_1: I can't do it too often, but I'm going to do it again now.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, are you ready for this?
SPEAKER_1: Ray, you're not ready.
SPEAKER_1: Are you ready?
SPEAKER_1: I'm ready.
SPEAKER_2: I am so ready for this.
SPEAKER_1: I don't feel...
SPEAKER_2: Hold on a second.
SPEAKER_2: Do you feel that?
SPEAKER_2: I'm ready.
SPEAKER_1: You're feeling it.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, you ready?
SPEAKER_1: Which world leaders should we send into space?
SPEAKER_1: Okay, so first we should send all the flat earthers into space.
SPEAKER_2: Okay.
SPEAKER_1: I think they wanted that anyway.
SPEAKER_2: So Kyrie Irving, not a world leader, but he can go.
SPEAKER_1: No, just so they can orbit the earth and see that earth is a sphere.
SPEAKER_1: And then you bring them back and say, you happy now?
SPEAKER_2: Oh, for education.
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, I'm an educator, dude.
SPEAKER_1: I'm not trying to get rid of them.
SPEAKER_2: No.
SPEAKER_2: What are the dumb ideas you have?
SPEAKER_1: You demonstrate the roundness of earth.
SPEAKER_1: Next, you send all world leaders.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, it will be like a people mover van, okay?
SPEAKER_1: We have to be bigger than that.
SPEAKER_1: How many world leaders?
SPEAKER_1: Hundreds of world leaders.
SPEAKER_1: Hundreds.
SPEAKER_1: Okay.
SPEAKER_1: You ready?
SPEAKER_2: Thousands if you count the islands.
SPEAKER_1: This is a quote.
SPEAKER_1: Exactly.
SPEAKER_1: But if you are leaders of established nations, it's a hundred and something.
SPEAKER_1: How many countries are there?
SPEAKER_2: Is it 174?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, it's between one and 200 countries.
SPEAKER_1: We got our crack team researching this now.
SPEAKER_1: How much?
SPEAKER_1: Yeah, one ninety-five, so 200 countries, so 200 world leaders.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, here we go.
SPEAKER_2: Did they get a plus one?
SPEAKER_1: Okay, 400 world leaders.
SPEAKER_1: I'm going to read a quote from Edgar Mitchell.
SPEAKER_1: Apollo.
SPEAKER_2: Three.
SPEAKER_1: Apollo 14.
SPEAKER_2: Fourteen.
SPEAKER_1: Apollo 1 through 6 were scrapped after we lost the three Apollo 1 astronauts.
SPEAKER_1: So the next Apollo was Apollo 7.
SPEAKER_2: That's another question again.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, so here we go.
SPEAKER_1: Edgar Mitchell.
SPEAKER_2: Edgar Mitchell.
SPEAKER_2: Apollo, is he 13 or 14?
SPEAKER_1: 14.
SPEAKER_2: 14.
SPEAKER_1: You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world and a compulsion to do something about it.
SPEAKER_1: From out there on the moon, international politics looks so petty.
SPEAKER_1: You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter million miles out and say, look at that son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_2: That's great.
SPEAKER_2: That's juicy.
SPEAKER_1: Juicy.
SPEAKER_1: Just give a cosmic perspective reality check to every politician and then bring them back down to earth.
SPEAKER_1: I think they'll be changed.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah.
SPEAKER_1: That's what the universe can do to you.
SPEAKER_1: When you see earth as only nature can present it to you with oceans and land and clouds, no color coded national boundaries.
SPEAKER_1: No none of the usual trappings of who owns what part of what section of the world.
SPEAKER_1: It's just a planet or life giving planet.
SPEAKER_1: You can't make peace on that planet with fellow human beings.
SPEAKER_1: You don't deserve the power that science has given you to serve as a shepherd of our future survival on this planet.
SPEAKER_1: You don't deserve it.
SPEAKER_1: You should just go somewhere else.
SPEAKER_1: Put people in power who understand what earth is, what it means to us and all the other life on earth, and what steps they need to take to cherish this place that we have borrowed from our descendants.
SPEAKER_2: That would be a great unifying experience, I think, if you could do that.
SPEAKER_2: If you could send those 200 people up together.
SPEAKER_2: I really think it would.
SPEAKER_1: After you send up the Flat Earthers.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, I actually would like to become a Flat Earther just to get that trip.
SPEAKER_2: That's a nice trip.
SPEAKER_2: It's far better than getting a freebie to Cape Cod.
SPEAKER_1: So, Ray, we got to call it quits here.
SPEAKER_2: Well, before we go, I just want everyone to know I came across Neil's book, Accessory to War.
SPEAKER_1: You're in my office, so the book is there.
SPEAKER_2: Well, that's how I came across it.
SPEAKER_2: I was snooping around his office and in between all the bobbleheads of him and all the Campbell soups, the Star Wars Campbell soups that he has up there on the shelves.
SPEAKER_1: But this one is primordial soup.
SPEAKER_2: Get your soup straight here.
SPEAKER_2: On that shelf over there, you have a...
SPEAKER_1: Oh, those are Star Wars Campbell soups.
SPEAKER_2: But this is Accessory to War, the unspoken alliance between astrophysics and the military.
SPEAKER_2: This is a book you got a few months ago?
SPEAKER_1: It came out last September, co-authored with Avis Lang.
SPEAKER_1: It's like 500 pages.
SPEAKER_1: So my book before that was Astrophysics for People in a Hurry.
SPEAKER_1: This is Astrophysics for People not in a Hurry, just to make that clear.
SPEAKER_2: Yeah, the other book I read on a subway ride, this one's going to take me a subway ride with four stops.
SPEAKER_2: But again, you are so...
SPEAKER_1: It's another labor of love.
SPEAKER_1: The history, because science is not untouched by war.
SPEAKER_1: And the funding for it, that enable it, that empower it, that feed it.
SPEAKER_1: And so this is just a candid review and assessment of what that relationship has been between the history of astrophysics and war itself.
SPEAKER_2: I'm excited to try to tackle this.
SPEAKER_2: You are the most prolific non-comedian I've ever met.
SPEAKER_2: Like, there's some comics I know who just write endlessly.
SPEAKER_2: And of all the non-comics, this is unbelievable.
SPEAKER_2: 15 books and...
SPEAKER_1: There's a new word for being a non-comic.
SPEAKER_1: It's called non-comic.
SPEAKER_2: A civilian.
SPEAKER_1: A civilian.
SPEAKER_1: We gotta go.
SPEAKER_1: Ray, thanks for doing this.
SPEAKER_2: Thanks, man.
SPEAKER_2: A lot of fun.
SPEAKER_1: Okay, we gotta get you back again.
SPEAKER_2: Love it.
SPEAKER_1: And the invitation to Aruba stands.
SPEAKER_2: Wide open.
SPEAKER_1: All right.
SPEAKER_1: You've been listening to, possibly even watching this Space Race episode of StarTalk.
SPEAKER_1: And I've been your host, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
SPEAKER_1: And as always, I bid you, to keep looking up.